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{{short description|American docufiction anthology television series}}{{Use mdy dates|date=September 2012}}{{More citations needed|date=August 2019}}

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Tom McMahonGeoff Miller}}

• Thom Beers {{small|(pilot, U.S. broadcast)}}
• Ron Perlman {{small|(seasons 1–6 U.S. broadcast)}}
• Joe IrwinWEB,weblink 1000 Ways To Die &124; Free Full Episodes, Spike, 15 March 2013, {{small|(season 6, U.S. broadcast)}}
• Alisdair Simpson {{small|(pilot & series 1–2 UK broadcast)}}
• Howard Ritchie {{small|(series 3–6 UK broadcast)}}
• John Moore {{small|(pilot & series 1–6 Australian broadcast)}}

}}| music = Johnathan Thomas Miller| director = Will Raee (pilot), Tom McMahonTom McMahon|Thom Beers}}| runtime = 21 minutes| country = United States| language = English| company = Original ProductionsParamount Network#Spike (2003–2018)>SpikeTITLE=1000 WAYS TO DIE EPISODE GUIDE 2012 SEASON 6 – DEATH, THE FINAL FRONTIER, EPISODE 8 ACCESS-DATE=18 SEPTEMBER 2012, | num_seasons = 61000 Ways to Die#Episodes>list of episodes)| list_episodes = | related = 1000 Ways to Lie}}1000 Ways to Die is an American docufiction anthology television series that aired on Spike from May 14, 2008, to July 15, 2012, and also aired on Comedy Central during its run. The program recreates unusual supposed deaths, true events, and debunked urban legends,WEB, Conroy, Tom,weblinkweblink" title="web.archive.org/web/20091205185555weblink">weblink dead, December 5, 2009, '1000 Ways to Die,' this show being 1001, Media Life Magazine, December 4, 2009, 13 August 2011, and includes interviews with experts who describe the science behind each death. Up until the end of season one, the final story of each episode showed actual footage of dangerous situations that almost ended in death, along with interviews of those involved in the situations. A portion of these deaths have been nominated for or have received a Darwin Award. Ron Perlman served as the narrator on every episode since the third episode (with Thom Beers narrating the first two episodes); beginning with the episode "Tweets From the Dead", Joe Irwin was featured as the replacement narrator.Episodes:

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• WEB,weblink 1000 Ways To Die &124; Free Full Episodes, Spike, 18 September 2012,

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Opening sequence

First version of Warning (only used in the first two episodes){{blockquote|The stories you are about to see are true and based on actual events; names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased.WARNING: The deaths portrayed in this show are real and extremely graphic.}}U.S. version of Warning{{blockquote|WARNING: The stories portrayed in this show are based on real deaths and are extremely graphic; names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."Do not attempt to try ANY of the actions depicted...YOU WILL DIE!"}}UK version of Warning{{blockquote|WARNING: The deaths portrayed in this show are based on real events; names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased. Some of the dead were unlucky; many were bored; most were incredibly stupid."Do not attempt to try ANY of the actions depicted...YOU WILL DIE!"{{Citation|title=1000 Ways to Die Season 1 Warning and Intro (UK Version)|url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZYRc2X-Qag|language=en|access-date=2021-08-30}}}}First version (only used in the first two episodes){{blockquote|"The human body is remarkably resilient; everyday we fight a new war against germs, toxins, injury, illness, catastrophe and calamity. The fact that we survive it all is a miracle; because everyday we live... we face 1000 Ways to Die."}}Second version {{blockquote|"Death is everywhere...most of us try to avoid it, others can't get out of its way. Everyday we fight a new war against germs, toxins, injury, illness, and catastrophe. There's a lot of ways to end up dead, the fact that we survive it all is a miracle; because everyday we live, we face... 1000 Ways to Die."}}

Stylization

1000 Ways to Die takes a tongue-in-cheek dark humor approach to death through its presentation of stories derived from both myths and science, and the show makes liberal use of artistic license to significantly embellish or change the circumstances of real-life incidents that resulted in death for greater entertainment value. Not only are the names changed, but also substantial amounts of the locations, dates and context. Four notable exceptions are the accurate descriptions of the deaths of Harry Houdini, Jack Daniel, Mary Mallon, and Sigurd Eysteinsson, although the latter's death was depicted as having occurred in Norway but in actuality it occurred in Scotland.A frequently recurring motif is that of unsympathetic or unintelligent individuals' choices backfiring on them, resulting in death.Some of the deaths resemble real life events they are based on, for example death No. 197 – "Dead Eye" was based on the real life death of Jon Desborough.Some take enormous poetic license with the truth. For example, death No. 692 – "Gone Fission", a story of two hapless Yemeni terrorists in 2009, implausibly attempting to build an atomic bomb, was based on the real Demon Core accident involving U.S. scientist Harry Daghlian in 1945.Some of the stories include elements of truth, for example No. 396 – "Onesie & Donesie," where an accident-prone TV shopping network host is injured by a collapsing ladder, stabbed by the tip of a broken katana, then finally burned to death when a onesie he is wearing catches fire. The ladder collapse happened to Harold McCoo on the Cable Value Network in 1988, although he was unhurt. The katana incident happened to Shawn Leflar on The Knife Collector's Show on the Shop at Home Network in 2001. However, the third part of the story is made up.The show is filled with black humor (particularly in the narration) which tempers the otherwise somber theme of death. It portrays the deaths using live-action recreations of the events along with expert and sometimes witness testimony, also using graphic computer-generated imagery animations, similar to those used in the popular TV show CSI, to illustrate the ways people have died, similar to the "X-Ray moves" of the 2011 reboot of Mortal Kombat and Mortal Kombat X, due to them showing bones being fractured and organs being damaged. A narration provides background information within each death-story, which all end with titles that are puns on popular figures of speech.

Seasons{| class"wikitable"

! Season! Episodes! Premiere date! Finale date 1 12 2 12 3 14 4 16 5 12 6 8

Episodes

Season 1 (2008–09)

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Season 2 (2009–10)

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Season 3 (2010–11)

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Season 4 (2011)

{{Episode table|total_width=90% |background=#C2B280 |overall= |season= |title= |airdate= |episodes= {{Episode list| EpisodeNumber = 39| EpisodeNumber2 = 1| Title = The One About Dumb People DyingWays to Die: "Wet Dream" (#331), "Mary Lou Rectum" (#755), "Kung Pao Pow!!!" (#365), "Hot Shot Part D'uh" (#513), "Steward-death" (#701), "Squirreled Away" (#274), "Fatally Gourd" (#870)| LineColor = C2B280}}{{Episode list| EpisodeNumber = 40| EpisodeNumber2 = 2| Title = Getting A Rise From The DeadWays to Die: "Sign Offed" (#298), "Chef Boy-R-Dead" (#512), "Par For The Corpse" (#209), "Dip 'N Die" (#206), "Dead Fella" (#178), "Double-O-Severed" (#555), "Snakenstein" (#441)| LineColor = C2B280}}{{Episode list| EpisodeNumber = 41| EpisodeNumber2 = 3| Title = Ready Or Not, Here Comes DeathWays to Die: "Asphyxi-asian" (#231), "Par-gore" (#246), "Dill D'oh!" (#149), "Boobicide" (#671), "Boweled Out" (#677), "Goon Interrupted" (#412), "Doggie Styled" (#428)| LineColor = C2B280}}{{Episode list| EpisodeNumber = 42| EpisodeNumber2 = 4| Title = Grave ErrorsWays to Die: "Curl Up And Die" (#786), "Who Ded?" (#281), "Crack Piped" (#151), "Thanks A Clot" (#753), "Odds Are You're Dead" (#594), "Chemi-killed" (#405), "i-Boned" (#327)| LineColor = C2B280}}{{Episode list| EpisodeNumber = 43| EpisodeNumber2 = 5| Title = Killing Them SoftlyWays to Die: "Scam Eye Am (Dead)" (#894), "Contact Die" (#270), "Six Feet Plunder" (#427), "Guns N' Noses" (#465), "Frequent Dier" (#95), "Suck & Blown" (#180), "Master E-Raced" (#744)| LineColor = C2B280}}{{Episode list| EpisodeNumber = 44| EpisodeNumber2 = 6| Title = Better Them Than UsWays to Die: "Macdeath" (#615), "Cloudy With A Chance Of Pain" (#368), "Pop Goes The Cholo" (#895), "Flame Retard-ant" (#205), "Rocky Roadkill" (#245), "Straight To DVDead" (#404), "My Big Fat Greek Death" (#348)| LineColor = C2B280}}{{Episode list| EpisodeNumber = 45| EpisodeNumber2 = 7| Title = Dead Before They Know ItWays to Die: "SP-Effed" (#317), "Ji-Had It Coming" (#127), "Crate and Buried" (#264), "Lost in Transfusion" (#458), "Arriva-deadci" (#678), "Miss-ur Head" (#402), "Eye-Sick-Kill" (#247)| LineColor = C2B280}}{{Episode list| EpisodeNumber = 46| EpisodeNumber2 = 8| Title = Stupid Is As Death DoesWays to Die: "Chairway To Heaven" (#219), "Eye Swallow" (#623), "The Depart-dead" (#255), "Spyanide" (#621), "Game Stopped" (#126), "Moving Violation" (#305), "Art Attack" (#193)| LineColor = C2B280}}{{Episode list| EpisodeNumber = 47| EpisodeNumber2 = 9| Title = That's "Mister Death" to YouWays to Die: "Any Given Gunday" (#275), "Descent of a Woman" (#592), "Scarf-face" (#646), "Dog Dead Afternoon" (#174), "Crappy Ending" (#213), "Chain Gang Banged" (#439), "Withdrawn" (#715)| LineColor = C2B280}}{{Episode list| EpisodeNumber = 48| EpisodeNumber2 = 10| Title = Death, the New BlackWays to Die: "Splat-formed" (#147), "Who Fart-dead?" (#325), "Him-paled" (#237), "Jablowni" (#309), "Ass-hoppered" (#213), "Ball Sacked" (#497), "Big Boned" (#306)| LineColor = C2B280}}{{Episode list| EpisodeNumber = 49| EpisodeNumber2 = 11| Title = Death Be a Lady TonightWays to Die: "Half-Offed" (#745), "Smoke Stalked" (#459), "Sudden Death" (#619), "Raider of the Lost Narc" (#271), "Bats All Folks" (#324), "Pimp My Death" (#257), "Drone Boned" (#370)| LineColor = C2B280}}{{Episode list| EpisodeNumber = 50| EpisodeNumber2 = 12| Title = Today's Special: DeathWays to Die: "Weld Done" (#406), "That's A Morte!" (#450), "Gang Banged" (#412), "Smother-In-Law" (#326), "DWI: Dying While Intoxicated" (#618), "Vertigo, Going, Gone" (#73), "Tea Bagged" (#440)| LineColor = C2B280}}{{Episode list| EpisodeNumber = 51| EpisodeNumber2 = 13| Title = Eat, Pray, DieWays to Die: "Ich Bin Ein Stoner" (#500), "Another Up The Butt Story" (#449), "Poly-Ass-Turd" (#189), "Shoots & Ladders" (#79), "E-I-E-I-Oww!" (#487), "Bush Defeated" (#769), "Skid Marked" (#419)| LineColor = C2B280}}{{Episode list| EpisodeNumber = 52| EpisodeNumber2 = 14| Title = Wait, Don't Tell Me – You're DeadWays to Die: "Fire In The Hole" (#804), "Somewhere Over The Railing" (#65), "Muffed Dive" (#329), "Treadkill" (#328), "Bush Whacked 2: South of the Border" (#86), "Leave It To Seizure" (#173), "Dia de Los Morons" (#318)| LineColor = C2B280}}{{Episode list| EpisodeNumber = 53| EpisodeNumber2 = 15| Title = Death – The Gift That Lasts ForeverWays to Die: "Trip to the Maul" (#591), "Gory Holed" (#826), "Died-Zilla" (#468), "U.P.F'D." (#334), "I'll Sleep When I'm Dead" (#992), "Kitchen Sunk" (#325), "Blast Call" (#460)| LineColor = C2B280}}{{Episode list| EpisodeNumber = 54| EpisodeNumber2 = 16| Title = Death: One Size Fits AllWays to Die: "Handi-crapped" (#190), "Frost-dead" (#293), "Slippery When Dead" (#242), "Drivers Dead" (#163), "Slayer Cake" (#881), "Miner Injuries" (#240), "My Chemical Romance" (#785)| LineColor = C2B280}}}}

Season 5 (2011–12)

{{Episode table|total_width=90% |background=#C2B280 |overall= |season= |title= |airdate= |episodes= {{Episode list| EpisodeNumber = 55| EpisodeNumber2 = 1| Title = Death By Request: Special| AltTitle = The Deathies1000 Ways to Die presents a new award show... "The Deathies", featuring selected deaths:Sexiest Death: "Blood Bath & Beyond" (Runner-Up A), "Gum's The Word" (Runner-Up B), "Washed and Fried" (Winner)Historical Death: "Vike-O-Done" (Runner-Up A), "My Big Fat Greek Death" (Runner-Up B), "Back Stabbed" (Winner)Death During Sex: "Gasketballed" (Runner-Up A), "Orspasm" (Runner-Up B), "Ass Phyxiated" (Winner)Cosmic Karma: "Dead Meat-eorite" (Runner-Up A), "Road Killed" (Runner-Up B), "Steward-death" (Winner)Worst Pervert: "Crib Your Enthusiasm" (Runner-Up A), "Mercury in Uranus" (Runner-Up B), "Vom-ate-dead" (Winner)Sports Death: "Samurai Death Squad" (Runner-Up A), "Pam Caked!" (Runner-Up B), "Dead Eye" (Winner)Dumbest Druggie: "Curl Up And Die" (Runner-Up A), "Fecal Attraction" (Runner-Up B), "Em-Bear-Assed" (Winner)Dumbest Death: "Bitch Zapped" (Runner-Up A), "Midnight Choker" (Runner-Up B), "Boys 2 Dead" (Winner)Most Painful Death: "Easy Slider" (Runner-Up A), "Bot-ily Harm" (Runner-Up B), "Bad Max" (Winner)Deathiest Death: "Fat-ality" (Runner-Up A), "Chippin' Dale" (Runner-Up B), "Titty Titty Bang Bang" (Winner)| LineColor = C2B280}}{{Episode list| EpisodeNumber = 56| EpisodeNumber2 = 2| Title = Deadliest KitschWays to Die: "Bull-heavia" (#642), "Hose Whipped" (#241), "Suffer-cated" (#820), "Rocked Out" (#307), "Chicken Boned" (#917), "Toe Jammed" (#508), "Down With The Clown" (#260)| LineColor = C2B280}}{{Episode list| EpisodeNumber = 57| EpisodeNumber2 = 3| Title = Grave Decisions| AltTitle = The Halloween EpisodeWays to Die: "Sneeze Bag" (#819), "As-Capped" (#273), "Cat Fight On A Hot Thin Hood" (#295), "Heart Beat Down" (#109), "Chain On You" (#244), "This Just In...My Chest" (#700), "Therm-assed" (#548)| LineColor = C2B280}}{{Episode list| EpisodeNumber = 58| EpisodeNumber2 = 4| Title = Dirt NapWays to Die: "Harmored Car" (#350), "Bush Whacked 3: Waxed Off" (#915), "You've Got Dead Male" (#294), "Shop 'Till You Drown" (#634), "De-faced" (#290), "Ex'd Ex" (#630), "Colon-gross-opy" (#730)| LineColor = C2B280}}{{Episode list| EpisodeNumber = 59| EpisodeNumber2 = 5| Title = Death Takes A VacationWays to Die: "Velvet Dope" (#272), "Bull-shido" (#965), "Batter Upped" (#899), "Caught in a Lye" (#771), "Dead On Arrival" (#614), "Dead Mime ☺️" (#211), "Her Own Damn Fault!!!" (#556)| LineColor = C2B280}}{{Episode list| EpisodeNumber = 60| EpisodeNumber2 = 6| Title = Wild Wild DeathWays to Die: "Teller She's Dead" (#644), "Super Zero" (#106), "Branched Out" (#520), "Dough!!!" (#726), "Cham-pained" (#593), "Backseat Die-er" (#105), "Blogged Artery" (#443)| LineColor = C2B280}}{{Episode list| EpisodeNumber = 61| EpisodeNumber2 = 7| Title = Death PenaltiesWays to Die: "Recep-shunned" (#496), "Dyin' Maiden" (#874), "Teri-yucky" (#358), "No Guts... All Gory" (#950), "She-Manned" (#24), "Apocalypse Harley" (#445)| LineColor = C2B280}}{{Episode list| EpisodeNumber = 62| EpisodeNumber2 = 8| Title = Die-abesticWays to Die: "Spit-ill" (#215), "Tow F.U." (#462), "Tipping Point" (#296), "Dead Fixe" (#554), "Dead Necked" (#280), "Strang-girled" (#266), "Pop and Lox" (#94)| LineColor = C2B280}}{{Episode list| EpisodeNumber = 63| EpisodeNumber2 = 9| Title = Star Death: The Last GenerationWays to Die: "Cat Got Your Life" (#453), "Homie Invasion" / "Homie's Dead" (#182), "Kara-chokey" (#446), "Photo-dead-ick" (#152), "Paper or Spastic" (#330), "Hydrate-dead" (#529), "Nine Inch Nailed" (#232)| LineColor = C2B280}}{{Episode list| EpisodeNumber = 64| EpisodeNumber2 = 10| Title = Death: Putting the "Fun" in "Funeral"Ways to Die: "Spastic Surgery" (#711), "Rhymes with "Rich"" (#191), "Less Is Mormon" (#258), "Wine and Die" (#689), "Die-rect TV" (#420), "Dead Light Green Light" (#944), "Extinguished" (#346)| LineColor = C2B280}}{{Episode list| EpisodeNumber = 65| EpisodeNumber2 = 11| Title = Sor-Dead AffairWays to Die: "Penis de Milo" (#911), "Bad Laps" (#143), "Pris-un-done" (#181), "Xmas-turbator" (#225), "Polly Want To Crack Your Spine?" (#571), "Dead Sleep (Walk)" (#393), "Premature Endings" (#1000)| LineColor = C2B280}}{{Episode list| EpisodeNumber = 66| EpisodeNumber2 = 12| Title = Locked and Low DeadWays to Die: "Gone Green" (#612), "Dead Kacynski" (#374), "Die Jump" (#228), "Cop Out" (#107), "Lazy Bumday" (#914), "White Wetting" (#246), "Sun Burnt" (#631)| LineColor = C2B280}}}}

Season 6 (2012)

{{Episode table|total_width=90% |background=#C2B280 |overall= |season= |title= |airdate= |episodes= {{Episode list| EpisodeNumber = 67| EpisodeNumber2 = 1| Title = Enter the FerretWays to Die: "Critter in the Ser" (#780), "Fat Man in a Little Swing" (#141), "TK Uh-O" (#128), "Out To Launch" (#216), "Vat's All Folks" (#613), "Tunnel Vision" (#99), "A Chainus Runs Through It" (#985)| LineColor = C2B280}}{{Episode list| EpisodeNumber = 68| EpisodeNumber2 = 2| Title = Think Globally, Die LocallyWays to Die: "Grilled" (#407), "Hole 'n Done" (#279), "Cross Bown'd" (#144), "Namas-dead" (#183), "Bowled Over" (#355), "Hacked Off" (#371), "War-done" (#253)| LineColor = C2B280}}{{Episode list| EpisodeNumber = 69| EpisodeNumber2 = 3| Title = Tweets From the DeadWays to Die: "Pretty Fly for a Dead Guy" (#680), "Bucky Boned" (#397), "Wedding Crasher" (#595), "Meat Your Maker" (#372), "Well Chung" (#252), "Hi-Jack Offed" (#754), "Ghost Busted" (#134)| LineColor = C2B280}}{{Episode list| EpisodeNumber = 70| EpisodeNumber2 = 4| Title = A New App Called DeathWays to Die: "Electro-cutie" (#349), "WW1 and Done" (#184), "F.U.v'd" (#248), "Pulled Pork" (#351), "The Day the Magic Died" (#336), "American Died'ol" (#897), "Mastur-bitten" (#250)| LineColor = C2B280}}{{Episode list| EpisodeNumber = 71| EpisodeNumber2 = 5| Title = Death CertificatesWays to Die: "Heim-licked" (#514), "This Bird Has Flu" (#265), "Keester Sunday" (#360), "Kill Bill & Billie" (#249), "I Spy A Dead Guy" (#519), "Eye So Horny" (#187), "North by Northwasted" (#411)| LineColor = C2B280}}{{Episode list| EpisodeNumber = 72| EpisodeNumber2 = 6| Title = Crying Over Spilled BloodWays to Die: "Ten-Ass Anyone?" (#425), "Sky Scraped" (#596), "Rife-Ill" (#153), "Chili Today... Dead Tomorrow" (#233), "Info-pain-ment" (#185), "Mexi-can't" (#477), "Caved In" (#80)| LineColor = C2B280}}{{Episode list| EpisodeNumber = 73| EpisodeNumber2 = 7| Title = It's a Dead, Dead, Dead WorldWays to Die: "Signed Out" (#522), "Hummus Among Us" (#267), "Tread Marked" (#160), "Piss Offed" (#90), "Waste Dead" (#135), "Rubbed Out" (#431), "Killer Tan" (#263)| LineColor = C2B280}}{{Episode list| EpisodeNumber = 74| EpisodeNumber2 = 8| Title = Death, The Final FrontierWays to Die: "Pebble Bitched" (#509), "No Fun-gus" (#661), "Pain Saw" (#161), "Ring-A-Ding Dead" (#408), "Ass-plosion" (#830), "Lac-toasted" (#399), "Phlegm Phatale" (#656)| LineColor = C2B280}}}}

See also

• 1000 Ways to Lie – A spin-off series to 1000 Ways to Die.
• List of unusual deaths – Some of the deaths on this list served as inspiration for episode segments.

References

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External links

• {{IMDb title|1105711}}

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